Futureproof: Hug-Powered Pet Washer
Future Narrative
Are your pets uncooperative at bath time? Then, you’ll love the Hug-a-Dub-Dub! hug-powered pet washer! Just slip your critter into the easy-access washing suit and buckle them in. Add your favorite pet-cleaning soap and warm water into the easy-fill port behind the neck collar. Squeeze the tail bulb or give your pet hugs, and micro streams of cleaning solution move through hundreds of pores in each cleaning chamber, gently cleaning your pet’s coat and skin. Slide open the paw drains and repeat with a warm water rinse cycle. A universal hair dryer attachment allows quick drying without all the “hair in the air” mess.
Technology
Following the K.I.S.S. (and hug) principle, this Hug-a-Dub-Dub suit requires nothing but willpower to operate.
Hug-powered fluid displacement massages and cleans your pet gently.
Outdoor use or a sink or cleaning tub is recommended.
Implications
The device saves precious water.
It saves on cleaning time as hair can be conveniently rinsed from washing suits before storage.
How else will you ever wash your pet again after you use the Hug-a-Dub Dub suit?
Availability
Available April 1st at fine retailers near you. See note below for additional details*
* Note: Enjoy April Fools Day. Not an actual product. At least not yet.
Futureproof is a series of occasional provocations illustrating possible future paths for technology and culture. Think postcards from the future.